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“Tabloid Horoscope” : August 2008

Posted on July 15th, 2008.

Tabloid Horoscope August 2008 

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16^th July 2008  

Full Moon: 16^th August (Aquarius enters Pisces on the 17^th )

New Moon: 30^th AugustTotal Eclipse of the Sun: 1^st August (visible extreme north)

Partial Eclipse of the Moon: 16^th August (visible our latitudes) 

Fire Signs Aries (21 Mar – April 19) Romance, friends and young people feature highly in your stars this month. It seems likely that new friendships will arise. There is clearly a sense of sweeping out the old and bringing in the new. The 12^th – 20^th is a particularly volatile time especially if tensions which surface at the start of the month are not resolved quickly.  

Leo (23 Jul – 22 Aug) With a solar eclipse in your sign you will feel the need to push some boundaries or make some sort of stand in your personal life. This might present as a drive for independence which may well be misunderstood by your nearest and dearest. If you become too wrapped up in yourself you may not even understand what the problem is -  so tread carefully. Some interest money news around the 16^th and 17^th and be ready to snap up some interesting offers around the 20^th. 

Sagittarius (22 Nov – 21 Dec) You will be making some very interesting contacts this month with people who would not normally associate with. In an odd way these new friends will encourage you to be more expressive and adventurous that you would normally be. Work gets in the way around the 13^th whilst romance becomes a particular focus in the second half of the month. Earth Signs 

Taurus (20 Apr – 20 May) Family and career take equal amounts of time and focus this month and you will find yourself having to tread very carefully around a particularly awkward situation. Your love life gets a bit of a boost between the 3^rd and the 5^th and really heats up around the 15^th. The lunar eclipse on the 16^th creates some emotional tension – especially around your long term plans. The second half of the month sees you in fine spirits ready to face new challenges and create new opportunities.  Virgo (23 Aug – 22 Sep) You find yourself at your charismatic best this month – especially after the 10^th when others will find your irresistible. Opportunities for travel, new career prospects and education present themselves as you begin to move in different circles. Be ready for some interesting encounters between the 15^th and 19^th which may lead you into uncharted waters. As the month ends you will need to monitor your spending a little more than normal as an unexpected expense is just around the corner. Capricorn (22 Dec – 19 Jan) August promises to be a rather busy and chaotic month and you are torn between being very practical and wildly adventurous. Mid-month may well bring some emotional and/or financial tension into the heady mix of sun, work and love. Hold back from making any major decisions especially about those too good to be true offers which materialise between the 12^th and 18^th. After a rather tiring month you will get that much deserved boost around the 27^th. 

Air Signs Gemini (21 May – 20 Jun) A very busy month for you brings a heady mix of friends, emotions, finances and offers from distant places. From the 19^th you will find yourself becoming more determined to get things sorted and making some changes in your life -  no doubt inspired by some new friendship or work focus. With your mind drawn to far away places you will find that you do need to bring your attention back to the home and the immediate realities presented by work. Get the NOW sorted before becoming too wrapped up in possible futures. 

Libra (23 Sep – 22 Oct) Some interesting discoveries about your friends fuel your emotions and your gossip at the start of the month. There is a real need to be careful about who you tell what you know as word may well get back to the folks you are talking about. Around the 16^th your attention will be given over to some issue or topic which effects you on a deeply personal level and as Mars enters your sign on the 19^th you may well find your passions (or annoyance) increased by the actions of others.  

Aquarius (20 Jan – 18 Feb) Time to talk … You really do need to make that reconnection with the people who are important in your life. You may feel that they have been taking you for granted and so you need to tell them how you feel OR you may have been taking them for granted and need to acknowledge that how they feel really does matter to you. The eclipse on the 16^th makes for an emotional time but be sure that you have all the information before you make that accusation or incorrect assumption. Not everything is as it seems! 

Water Signs Cancer (21 Jun – 22 Jul) Finances are a key issue for you this month… something needs to be sorted as you may well be living well beyond your means at the moment. In terms of your love life things are getting a little more passionate and intimate this month and your life with a significant other does take an interesting turn. Watch out for that emotional ‘curve-ball’ around the 14^th. You may find yourself questioning your dreams and ambitions mid-month as you are asked to focus on where things are quite working as well as they should. A financial boost after the 21^st is particularly welcome. 

Scorpio (23 Oct – 21 Nov) There may well be some changes in either your professional or personal life this month. Some of these changes have been on the cards for sometime now it’s just that you’ve not had the opportunity to really make the decisions you know you’ve needed to make. If you do not take control of these changes then they will control you. Someone who has been working behind the scenes features strongly in these dramatic decisions and although you need to tread carefully around the 18^th and 19^th, you will receive a very special offer around the 21^st. It really is as golden as it looks! Pisces (19 Feb – 20 Mar) Health, fitness and emotional wellbeing are all featured in this months chart for you. You are keen to take on new approaches in these areas and establishing new routines. A heart to heart with a friend or partner puts some of your plans into perspective and actually sets you on the path of actually achieving your goals. Your relationships flourish after the middle of the month and a significant other brings news which is both exciting and motivating at some point between the 18^th – 20^th. 

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In accordance with recent legislation we must point out that these statements and opinions are offered for personal entertainment and reflection. In all cases you, as an individual, need to exercise your own judgement in terms of personal actions.  Astrology is NOT scientifically demonstrable. It is best considered as an approach which uses metaphor and dialogue to create a framework for personal reflection, entertainment and solutions oriented thinking. © Alan Jones Rational Mystic and Magician  2008 

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