Vampires a Mathematical Impossibility, Scientist Says
Thought this might be interesting….
I’m not sure what’s the most surprising that maths predicts that vampires don’t exist or that some mathematician did the calculations. I think I’m still going to keep hold of my garlic and crucifix tho’ ….
“A researcher has come up with some simple math that sucks the life out of the vampire myth, proving that these highly popular creatures can’t exist….


